I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ”‘"

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