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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, bu…

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, bu…

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, arm, carry, grocery, humor, i, keys, multitasking, one arm, pocket, struggle, wrong, wrong pocket on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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