I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg! Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please? Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song! Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.
