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"Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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