I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.