I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Me: I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Also me: *takes 45 minutes to find matching socks* 🧦⏰ #FashionablyLate" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited. Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.
What an embarrassing time to be alive.