I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Me: I'll be ready in 5 minutes. Also me: *takes 45 minutes to find matching socks* 🧦⏰ #FashionablyLate" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.