I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
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“Me: I‘ll be ready in 5 minutes. Also me: *takes 45 minutes to find matching socks* 🧦⏰ #FashionablyLate”

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