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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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36 shares on Telegram this month:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

54 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

75 shares on X this month:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

77 shares on Discord this month:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Spotted on Instagram:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Shared recently on Discord:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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