I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Commentary:
“Life’s too short to be entangled in drama! 🙅‍♂️ Keep your distance and let the chaos unfold from a safe distance…preferably with popcorn in hand! 🍿😄 #DramaFreeZone”

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