Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.
  • When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.
  • I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.
  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
  • My phone screen is brighter than my future.
  • You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.