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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

85 shares on Threads this month:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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