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89 shares on Instagram this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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76 shares on Threads this month:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

14 shares on X this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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