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  • Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.
  • I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
  • To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.
  • At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.
  • 12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.
  • The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.