I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women. Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop. I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them. Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of. The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.