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"Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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2 months ago

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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3 months ago

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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5 months ago

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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2 months ago

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62 shares on Instagram this month:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

54 shares on Slack this month:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

51 shares on Slack this month:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

38 shares on Discord this month:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

38 shares on Slack this month:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

92 shares on X this month:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Shared recently on Slack:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Trending via WeChat:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Sane is boring.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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