I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women. The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport. My life coach traded me. Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
