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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

2 months ago

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

6 months ago

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

1 month ago

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

1 month ago

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

2 months ago

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

2 months ago

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

96 shares on Slack this month:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

91 shares on X this month:

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Just landed via WeChat:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Making waves on Messenger:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Making waves on WeChat:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Just shared via Threads:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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