I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.
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"Who needs therapy when you can have a warm, toasty bagel oozing with creamy goodness? Bagels: Cheaper than therapy, and definitely tastier! 🥯🧀 #CarbTherapy"

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