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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.