I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.