I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs therapy when you can have a warm, toasty bagel oozing with creamy goodness? Bagels: Cheaper than therapy, and definitely tastier! 🥯🧀 #CarbTherapy" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel. That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel. If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese. My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.