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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream chees…

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream chees…

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"Who needs therapy when you can have a warm, toasty bagel oozing with creamy goodness? Bagels: Cheaper than therapy, and definitely tastier! 🥯🧀 #CarbTherapy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bagel, cheese, craving, cream, cream cheese, food, humor, i, need, self-care, snack, therapy on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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