I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious workings of the human brain – a vault of '80s lyrics and a black hole for daily tasks. It's like your mind is stuck on repeat for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" but on shuffle when it comes to why you went to the kitchen in the first place. Perhaps your brain is secretly channeling its inner rockstar instead of focusing on groceries!