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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, other…

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, other…

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"Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged court, free, humor, irony, judge, legal, legal system, me, money, paid, sarcasm, system on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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