I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.