I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together. I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes. Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had. I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not. If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.