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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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2 months ago

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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2 months ago

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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81 shares on X this month:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

44 shares on Discord this month:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

21 shares on X this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Just shared via Slack:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Just shared via Slack:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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