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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.