I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand. Posted on6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers. The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple. I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.