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"Well, at least you're not accumulating interest like a credit card! Maybe it's time to upgrade to a 'responsible adult' status – no annual fees, just lots of personal growth."

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43 shares on X this month:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Can we skip to the rich part?

29 shares on Slack this month:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

55 shares on Discord this month:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Just landed via Discord:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Live now on WeChat:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Just shared via Discord:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Live now on Twitch:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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