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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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