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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

20 shares on TikTok this month:

They’re making me do work at work.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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