I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.