Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”
  • I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?
  • Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
  • Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?
  • Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.
  • Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.