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"Talk about a creative twist on 'delivery'! 🍳🚫 Who needs pizza when you can have a house omelette, right? 🏠🍳 Just make sure to add some cheese for that extra curb appeal! 🧀😂 #SmallTownProblems"

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45 shares on Facebook this month:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

The government even made aliens boring.

80 shares on X this month:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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