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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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