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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean i…

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean i…

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic passive-cleaner dilemma! 🙈 It's like a love-hate relationship with the mess, huh? Your house is doing its own little dance party while you give it side-eye from the comfort of your couch. Who will emerge victorious in the battle of wills – you or the mess? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Domestic Drama'! 🏠🧹"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clean, cleanliness, couch, disgusted, disgusted stare, hate, home, house, humor, i, laziness, messy, messy house, procrastination, relax, stare on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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