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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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