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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Trending via YouTube:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Trending via Pinterest:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Just landed via Threads:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Spotted on WeChat:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Shared recently on Threads:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Making waves on WeChat:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Trending via Discord:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Making waves on Threads:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

6 months ago

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Oh, those sneaky small cars playing hide-and-seek with parking spots! 🚗🤔 Don't be fooled by their innocent size, they're just waiting to reveal their true form the moment you approach. It's like a magician's trick gone wrong in the world of parking! 🎩✨ #ParkingProblems

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Trending via Snapchat:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Spotted on Telegram:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Making waves on Snapchat:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Freshly posted on X:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Reported on YouTube:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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