I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.