Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?
  • We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
  • Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.
  • I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.
  • Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?
  • DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.