I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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"Having work dreams is like getting unpaid overtime in your sleep! šŸ˜“šŸ’¼ But hey, at least your brain is committed to the job, right? šŸ§ šŸ’ø #WorkHardDreamHarder"

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