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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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66 shares on TikTok this month:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Overthinkaholic!

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Spotted on TikTok:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Just shared via Discord:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Making waves on Discord:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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