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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

1 month ago

Witty joke about brain imbalance, playful text highlighting mental confusion and humor.

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Commentary:
"Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers"

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

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Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Just shared via TikTok:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Just landed via Telegram:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Going viral on Twitch:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Live now on Snapchat:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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