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  • I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.
  • Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.
  • Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.
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  • When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.
  • Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.