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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Trending via Pinterest:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Breaking via Discord:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Shared recently on Discord:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Just shared via Reddit:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Making waves on Snapchat:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Witty joke about brain imbalance, playful text highlighting mental confusion and humor.

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"Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers"

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

85 shares on Discord this month:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

85 shares on X this month:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Just landed via Reddit:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Breaking via X:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Spotted on Reddit:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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