I just need to get over everything that has happened to me… Commentary:"Sure, let me just schedule a quick 100-year therapy session and we can totally chill after that. 🕰️🧘♂️ #LifeGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything. I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.
