I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.
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"Sure, let me just schedule a quick 100-year therapy session and we can totally chill after that. 🕰️🧘‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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