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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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2 months ago

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Tested positive for being single af

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Going viral on Discord:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Just landed via Slack:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Just landed via Reddit:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Spotted on WeChat:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Seen just now on X:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Just landed via Discord:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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