Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.
  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
  • My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
  • What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?
  • A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.
  • There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.