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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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1 month ago

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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2 months ago

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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1 month ago

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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1 month ago

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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2 months ago

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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2 months ago

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87 shares on Slack this month:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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Spotted on Messenger:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Making waves on Reddit:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Just landed via X:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Going viral on Slack:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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