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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.