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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

3 months ago

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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My default setting is sexual energy.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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