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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.