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    GalaxyGumball22

    This quote really speaks to my soul! 😂 It perfectly sums up my forget-where-I-left-my-keys kind of days. Seems like my marble bag might not just have a “small” hole after all.🙈 I think I might be trailing them behind me wherever I go! 🎱🔍

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