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"Well, at least you haven't lost all your marbles… yet! Just be careful not to let them roll out through that small hole in the bag – you might need them for a game of mental juggling later!"

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14 shares on TikTok this month:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

18 shares on X this month:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Spreading quickly via X:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Just landed via Threads:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Freshly posted on X:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Just landed via Messenger:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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