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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.