I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a white belt when you can rock a black belt in partial arts? 🥋♠️ Don't worry about finishing things, just master the art of leaving them at the halfway mark! 😂 #PartialArtsMaster" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes. Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions. I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.
