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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple 'pencils down' could awaken the hidden speed demon within us all? 🏎️✏️ Just like that, our writing abilities go from zero to 100 in the blink of an eye! 🚀💨 The power of a deadline, folks – turning mere mortals into writing machines! 💪😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged competition, fast, humor, i, never, pencils, pressure, school, teacher, writing on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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