Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
  • Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.
  • I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
  • Sane is boring.
  • You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
  • Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.