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I only accept apologies in cash.

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"If you're going to say sorry, make sure it's accompanied by some dough – because 'I'm sorry' just doesn't quite cut it when you're talking to my bank account!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, cash, humor, i, payment, sarcasm, worth on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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