I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”