Commentary:
“Imagine the chaos and surprise an emotional support octopus could bring – slapping away negativity and snagging some steals like a true partner in crime 🐙💥🛍️ Who needs therapy when you’ve got a mollusk sidekick for all your outlandish shenanigans?”
I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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