Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?
  • Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
  • Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
  • Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.
  • I’m going to hell in every religion.
  • My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.