I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit. Funny Quotes May 6, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
