I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.