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53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

69 shares on Discord this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

45 shares on Threads this month:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

For whom the doom scrolls!

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Just shared via WeChat:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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