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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

These aliens are taking forever.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Trending via Slack:

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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