I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Commentary:
“Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️‍♀️💨 #LegDayGoals”

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