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52 shares on Slack this month:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

82 shares on Facebook this month:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

26 shares on Slack this month:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

37 shares on X this month:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

55 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Just landed via Discord:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Just shared via Telegram:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Seen just now on WeChat:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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