I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?