I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve eve… Commentary:"Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️♀️💨 #LegDayGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?” Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long. Shaved my bush and went down a pants size. I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.