I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer's. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Commentary:
Ah, a classic case of selective amnesia blended with a touch of marital honesty! 🤣 It seems like your wife might need a memory boost or maybe just some upgraded rose-tinted glasses! 👓💭 Just remind her of your charm and wit, and she’ll remember why she fell for you in the first place! 😉🌟

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