I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me. Posted onMay 19, 2024May 19, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why. If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply. Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST? Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?