I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped. Posted onMay 7, 2024May 7, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system. Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.