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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Witty quote about nervous flatulence being useful if kidnapped, humorous and playful in tone.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ol' 'fart your way to freedom' strategy, a true gas-powered escape plan! ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ Just imagine the looks on your kidnappers' faces as they realize they've underestimated the power of nervous flatulence! ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚ Remember, when in doubt, let it out! #FlatulenceForFreedom"


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