I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped. Posted onMay 7, 2024May 7, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system. Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.