I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. Posted on5 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again. One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.
