💾 Save Image I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a golden, aromatic glow instead? 🍗✨ Sweet dreams, delicious rotisserie chicken! Just make sure not to overcook yourself 😉🔥" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again. Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts. One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: beautiful, bed, chicken, humor, i, night, rotisserie, sleep, toss, turn
