I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Commentary:
“Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a golden, aromatic glow instead? 🍗✨ Sweet dreams, delicious rotisserie chicken! Just make sure not to overcook yourself 😉🔥”

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