I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes. Posted onMay 16, 2024May 16, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. Diabetes was the God of sugar. I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself. My thighs are bigger than my chances in life. Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.