Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.
  • Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
  • In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.
  • The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
  • All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.
  • My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.