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  • My love language is deader than Latin.
  • Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.
  • Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”
  • Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.
  • Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!
  • For financial reasons, I will be passing away.