I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”