I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Commentary:
“Counting sheep just wasn’t cutting it for this sleep-deprived individual 🐑😴 So, they decided to ditch the flock and have a midnight chat with the shepherd instead! Who needs sleep when you can have fascinating sheep talks, right? 🌙😄”

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