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"Sounds like you're taking 'unwinding' to a whole new level! 🤪 Perhaps it's time to switch from decomposing to decompressing…less mess, more zen! 🧘‍♂️"

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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86 shares on X this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

70 shares on Discord this month:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

27 shares on Discord this month:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

94 shares on Discord this month:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Just landed via Facebook:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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