I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.