I usually decompose after work rather than decompress. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sounds like you're taking 'unwinding' to a whole new level! 🤪 Perhaps it's time to switch from decomposing to decompressing…less mess, more zen! 🧘♂️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job. The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work? I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup. God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”