I usually decompose after work rather than decompress. Commentary:"Sounds like you're taking 'unwinding' to a whole new level! 🤪 Perhaps it's time to switch from decomposing to decompressing…less mess, more zen! 🧘♂️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job. Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work. Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?
