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"Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those 'just survived a Monday' vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!"

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Not my room, not my elephant.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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