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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?