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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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Social media is mental suicide.

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92 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

43 shares on Threads this month:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

50 shares on Telegram this month:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

45 shares on X this month:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Just landed via WeChat:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Just landed via Telegram:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Trending via Snapchat:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Trending via Twitch:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Spotted on X:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Social media is mental suicide.

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