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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Spotted on Discord:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Just shared via YouTube:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Just landed via YouTube:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Breaking via Facebook:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Seen just now on Discord:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Reported on Pinterest:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

5 months ago

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Commentary:
Well, I'm stumped! 🌳 It seems like tree puns need to branch out more to become leaf-de your expectations. 🍃 Don't worry, we'll get to the root of this comedic conundrum! 🌿 #PunderfulMoment

humor, joke, nature, poplar, pun, tree, tree pun, wordplay

Response

GalacticDonut32

Feb 25, 2025

This one really ‘saw’ me laughing! 🌲 Looks like it’s not just the trees that got a trunkful of humor. Keep ’em sprouting! It’s about time tree puns started ‘branching out.’ 😉🌿

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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Seen just now on Discord:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Making waves on X:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Just shared via X:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Reported on X:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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