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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”