I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone had a fab hair day! 🎶✨ Channeling those Beatles vibes with your hair getting a ticket to ride in all directions! Maybe a little help from Sergeant Pepper’s comb would do the trick! 🚂💈 #FabFourHairGoals”

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