I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
