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- My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.
- I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
- Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
- I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
- Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.