I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts? My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.