💾 Save Image I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them. Jan 28, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sleeping beauties who doze off in an instant must live in a dreamland untouched by the woes of insomnia 😴✨. Meanwhile, the rest of us toss and turn, envying their pillow-perfect slumber! Sweet dreams, lucky souls! 💤😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts? Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: asleep, away, fall, hate, humor, i, jealousy, know, people, relatable, right, sleep, wonder