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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we…

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we…

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"Sleeping beauties who doze off in an instant must live in a dreamland untouched by the woes of insomnia 😴✨. Meanwhile, the rest of us toss and turn, envying their pillow-perfect slumber! Sweet dreams, lucky souls! 💤😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asleep, away, fall, hate, humor, i, jealousy, know, people, relatable, right, sleep, wonder on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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