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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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2 months ago

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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3 months ago

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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2 months ago

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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2 months ago

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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2 months ago

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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