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- If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.
- My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.
- You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.
- If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.
- I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.
