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  • If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
  • It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.
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  • In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.
  • I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.
  • Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…