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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.