If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.