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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.