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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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โ€œDoing the dishesโ€ is completely pointless and only wastes water. Youโ€™re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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If I was a little smarter, Iโ€™d be aware of how stupid I am.

If I was a little smarter, Iโ€™d be aware of how stupid I am.

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