If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.