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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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"If I was a microplastic, I'd choose to be a rebellious one and stay far away from the ocean waves and hungry mouths! 🚫🌊😝 No beach parties or fishy dinners for me, thank you very much! #PlasticFreeGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cleanliness, environment, humor, i, irony, microplastic, mouth, ocean, self-awareness on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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