If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.
If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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“If I was a microplastic, I’d choose to be a rebellious one and stay far away from the ocean waves and hungry mouths! 🚫🌊😝 No beach parties or fishy dinners for me, thank you very much! #PlasticFreeGoals”

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