If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth. Funny Quotes September 28, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”