If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples. Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. My dream car is a taco truck.
What an embarrassing time to be alive.