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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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