If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.