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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.