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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your e…

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your e…

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💌 Rise and shine, or should we say, rise and whine! If your morning routine involves diving into your inbox, you might just find yourself swimming in a sea of other people's dilemmas before even brushing your teeth. Remember, coffee before complaints, folks! ☕️😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged checking, day, emails, mindset, morning, problems, productivity, self-care, start, thing on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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