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If snails are so slow, why donโ€™t we ever see them coming? Itโ€™s just BAM, thereโ€™s a snail.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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Libertรฉ. Egalitรฉ. Second Coffeรฉ.

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Gay? We donโ€™t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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Youโ€™ll be having a good day and then someone your age says theyโ€™re buying a house.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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๐Ÿ’Œ Rise and shine, or should we say, rise and whine! If your morning routine involves diving into your inbox, you might just find yourself swimming in a sea of other people's dilemmas before even brushing your teeth. Remember, coffee before complaints, folks! โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„



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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.