If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.